Your agent made a thing. Now everyone can see it.
slopbucket hosts the HTML your AI generated at 3am, so you can send a link before anyone asks what it is. Static sites and PDFs too. We don't judge. ๐
$ curl -fsSL https://slopbucket.io/install.sh | sh && slop login- ๐จ A DASHBOARD NOBODY REQUESTED
- ๐ Q3 DECK (FINAL) (FINAL v2)
- ๐ฆ LANDING PAGE FOR A STARTUP THAT DOES NOT EXIST
- ๐ CHART WITH NO Y-AXIS
- ๐ SEVEN GRADIENTS, ONE BUTTON
- ๐งพ PDF OF A SCREENSHOT OF A PDF
- ๐ค "ROBUST, SCALABLE, SEAMLESS"
How it works (it's so easy it's scary)
1. Prompt
Ask your agent for a dashboard. Or a deck. Or a landing page for your landing page.
slop login2. Don't read it
Skimming is optional. We believe in you.
slop publish ./out3. Send the link
Drop it in the group chat before anyone asks what it is.
https://sean.slopbucket.io/out/
Who gets to witness it
Set a rule on one piece of slop, or on a whole project so it all follows. Changes reach viewers within a minute. No republishing. No thinking.
- PublicEveryone on Earth, search engines included. Bold choice.
- UnlistedAnyone with the link. Search engines stay out. Plausible deniability included.
- PasswordSlop behind a velvet rope. Viewers stay unlocked on that browser for 7 days.
- Google sign-inOnly the domains and emails you list. Your coworkers are contractually obligated to look.
- PrivateJust you and your account members. Alone. With the slop.
Let the robots ship it
Plug slopbucket into Claude Code, Cursor, or Claude Desktop over MCP. The MCP server uses the token from slop login, so you approve it once in the browser and from then on your agent publishes without bothering you. The Claude Desktop line is macOS only, because even dreams have system requirements. ๐ญ
slop mcp install --client claude-code
slop mcp install --client cursor slop mcp install --client claude-desktop
Pick your bucket size
Slop starter
- 10 GB of slop
- 1M requests a month
- Every access mode, even public (brave)
- Projects, so your slop stays organized
- 3 days free, card up front
Industrial slop
- 100 GB of slop
- 4M requests a month
- Everything in Slop starter
- 3 days free, card up front
Frequently asked slop
Is this a joke?
The name is. The hosting is real: HTML files, static sites, and PDFs on your own subdomain, with real access control and real uptime.
What counts as slop?
Anything a browser can open without a server. We don't judge. We also don't look.
What happens when I republish?
Same URL, fresh slop, live in seconds.
How does the CLI log in?
Run slop login. Your browser opens, you click Authorize, and the CLI gets its own token. Revoke it any time from the dashboard.
Will my boss see 'slopbucket' in the URL?
Yes. That's between you and your boss. ๐
What happens when the trial ends?
Your card is charged when the 3 days are up, and your slop stays online. Cancel before then and you pay nothing.
The world isn't ready. Ship it anyway.
$ curl -fsSL https://slopbucket.io/install.sh | sh && slop loginBusiness in the front. Slop in the back.
slopbucket is the mullet of artifact hosting. Same head, same account, two very different haircuts. Log in here and you can also log in at werkbucket, the version that owns a lanyard.
Same account. Same plan. Same artifacts. Same CLI. The only thing that changes is the haircut on your links.